Do you know about our Asphalt-Resistant Jeans? They are the best jeans in America, this is true. Not only do they look great on pretty much every guy that wears them (unless you have really big thighs, in case they won't fit you comfortably) they also have Kevlar™ woven into the denim. We can't guarantee that you won't get roadrash in a slide, but many people have crashed, and there has been very little roadrash.